DJ Fillmatic: Archive

Jul 31st

Jul 30th

Voicemail preaching...

allibautista: Dear potential health insurance client, Do you really think your voicemail will convince people that christianity is the answer to everything? Perhaps you’re just trying to boast your ultra-super-duper faith in jesus? Maybe you’re trying to out-love your other jesus-loving friends? I don’t know… Either way, fucking keep that shit out of your voicemail message because it makes us...

Jul 30th

I HATE… When i’m dominating in COD4 and then the connection times out.

Jul 30th

Huh?

What fucking earthquake is everyone talking about? Aparently this happened while I was in the shower.

Jul 29th

New theme

Jul 29th

Is there anything worse than writing a cover...

toomuchawesome: itsbedtime: frangry: (via toomuchawesome) Cover letters should be banned forever. They are the fakest shit ever. I cannot imagine that any employer actually reads them or cares what the fuck they say. What a joke. Yes. An earthquake. An earthquake is worse than writing a coverletter. OKAY, MOLLS. You win. I been saying this about cover letters for years. I literally...

Jul 29th

16 notes

ahomeboyslife: tyga, obama free style. the new guy...

Jul 29th

King of the jungle

Phil: you know I got in a fight
djfredsavage: no way?
Phil: with a hand grenade
Phil: and the hand grenade tapped out
djfredsavage: hahha
djfredsavage: oh shit
djfredsavage: good one
Phil: yeah
Phil: that's why i'm king of the jungle
djfredsavage: hahha

Jul 29th

smell bad

Phil: man I farted
Phil: and good lord
Phil: as if I ate a baby diaper
Phil: used
Phil: by a baby
Phil: that was eating creamed corn
kyle: thats fucked up
Phil: yeah
Phil: I had to move
Phil: cause it was that bad
kyle: yeah you know its bad when your farts make your self gag

Jul 29th

I'm so pissed

that it’s making me better at COD

Jul 28th

Amazing

Oh wow, so i’ve enabled tumblr bot and mobile updates… so now I guess I can really just come off the top of the dome with my postings.

Jul 28th

my going away party.

sophiniesom: i just came back from a great SF trip. a lot of ppl are cancelling on my party because they don’t want to drive far, are too hungover or for some other lame excuse. i’m pretty sad right now. whatever.. i’m leaving tomorrow. What I do know is alli, john and myself are here … I also know that i’m really devistated that you’re leaving, and I want to enjoy the...

Jul 28th

Jul 26th

Why is there...

like eight mexicans on my couch talking much drunk foolery? Where the hell are Alli and Sophinie? Why am I even home? I think I need more food. I can’t remember what i’m going to do tomorrow, but it will probably be something amazing. Why am I just making random questions and statements? There’s a girl walking around my house with a bad spray tan. George is super trashed. I think...

Jul 26th

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Jul 26th

Watch

Jul 26th

Jul 25th

WTF? SouporSalad?

Waitress: Soup Or Salad? Me: Yes Waitress: Soup Or Salad? Me: YES! Waitress: SOUP OR SALAD? ME: YES! I’LL TAKE THE SUPER SALAD!!! Waitress: No, Would you like the Soup or would you like the Salad!

Jul 25th

“…My cat’s leather, I like to watch leather TV.”

– Blayne Walsh-Project Runway

Jul 25th

“3pm is my 7am”

– Richie Edquid

Jul 24th

I srsly want to punch everyone on Project Runway...

(via toomuchawesome) Umm, Ditto.

Jul 24th

FUCK!!!

I just ran over my phone with the Porsche… The screen is broken. Don’t text me.

Jul 23rd

In response to my away message about Sophinie...

George: Wah?

Jul 23rd

Good News/Bad News

sophiniesom: Good News: I’m moving next week to start my adventure working at **** in LA. Bad News: I’m moving next week to LA I’m like, seriously depressed and happy for you at the same time.

Jul 22nd

Llama Song →

Jul 22nd

hahaha, real talk.

DJ Icy Ice: We'll make it happen Phil....we'll bring back the scratch scene like how Jabawakees did it for the dance scene.

Phil: HA!

Jul 22nd

Lesbo Month Pt. II

chelynne: Going along the lines of that last post, in retrospect, there are a few lessons to learn: #1 shut your blabber hole! I will no longer wear my heart on my sleeve, when it comes to guys. I’m so trusting and open that I’ll tell anyone anything, and I think it’s always ok to talk about deeper things like my past…well, as Alli said, this usually isn’t a good idea, esp. with NEW guys in...

Jul 22nd

Watch

Starwars alpacas… You know, they’re like, Llamas or something.

Jul 22nd

Da Bears

Jul 21st

2 notes

Jul 21st

wtf

Cindy: Sleeping for the past 3 days
Cindy: I want dinner and sex
Cindy: Pls

Jul 21st