September 2008
132 posts
Great Moment in Fillmatic History Number 48
The day I found out that they had beer at chuck e. cheese
WatchPanda puppy awesome on so many different levels.
Yesterday
Chargers, Red Skins & Da Bears… Get the fuck out of here.
The new opening sequence on ugly betty is gay...
but not quite as gay as me commenting on how gay the opening sequence of UGLY BETTY is.
I fuckin hate Lindsay Lohan also.
test
“Maybe I’m drunk today, tomorrow I’ll be sober, BUT YOU! WILL ALWAYS...”
– Alex- Double Impact
Babies and Asians
Phil: babies are disgusting
Phil: they're all wrinkly
john: youre wrinkly
Phil: yeah right
Phil: i'm like half asian or something
Phil: i'll never be wrinkly till i'm like 200
john: haha
john: right
“She will be mine. Oh yes… She will be mine.”
– Wayne Campbell
Persistance
Phil: so umm Gigi
Phil: let me ask you a question
Phil: when are you going to go out to eat with me?
Phil: yao ming?
Gigi: Who's yao ming?
Phil: haha
Phil: basketball player
Phil: sometimes I say that in place of nahmean
Gigi: Ohhh
Gigi: I know who yao ming is.. I meant what ru talking about
Gigi: Ajja
Gigi: Ahah*
Phil: yeah you didn't answer my question
Phil: i'll ask every day till you answer
Gigi: Idk.. Whenever
Gigi: Hahaha
Phil: enen if you aid you don't want to
Phil: even
Phil: said
Gigi: Hahaha
Phil: i'll be like steve urkel
Phil: you can be laura winslow
Gigi: Hahaha
Gigi: Hahaha
Gigi: Alright
Phil: but even after all those seasons of shows
Phil: laura still went out with urkel
Phil: that's where my hope comes from
Phil: family matters
Third Sight- Bagdhad
“Yeah, I like that red...
Red is ugly
I hate red, we got red shirts today.
A redshirt is a stock character, used frequently in science fiction but also in other genres, whose primary purpose is to die soon after being introduced, thus demonstrating the dangerous circumstances faced by the main characters. The term originates from the science fiction television series Star Trek, in which security officers wear red shirts and are...
“Under this hat i’ve trained 20,432 combat killing machines.”
“I hear all sorts of bullshit everyday, pal. You want some advice? Take your...”
– Alex (Jean Claude Van Damme) from the movie Double Impact.
HI
sophiniesom:
fillmatic:
SOPHINIE!
HI PHIL
Why hello.
HI
SOPHINIE!
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If a tree falls victim to my blade in a forest, does it make a sound when it screams for its life?
WTF
I can hear my roomate boning his girlfriend and I just woke up, it’s 2pm.
Recap
Let’s recap on the day shall we?
Woke up Sat around Fixed my headlights Watched The House Bunny Went to green tea house Had deep intriguing conversation about animals that could kill other animals. Got some 2 sausage mcmuffins Laying in bed.
“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a...”
– Albert Einstein
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
“Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.”
“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”
“You laugh because I’m different………..
I laugh cause I...”
– unknown
Today
I DJ’d at Decos Nightclub (for the thousandth time) and it was whack as fuck. The decline of San Diegos club scene is saddening. Anyway other things…
I’m irritated every time I get home. I hate my roomate.
Je ne parle un petit peu de Francais.
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