February 2011
54 posts
The true VIP
VIP isn’t getting in to a club without waiting in line or buying bottle service.
VIP is going to Starbucks and having your drink ready for you before you even order it.
VIP is going to your local market and them having your cigarettes ready for you and then they say “Phil, I have some fresh chocolate chip cookies just baked waiting for you in the back.” Oh what?! Now...
Don't eat fat free pringles. →
It rubs the lotion on its skin
reblog if your mom is beautiful and the strongest...
I still DJ
I’m just saying.
Reblog if you've been told you have a nice butt.
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