May 2011
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“They don’t think it be like it is, but it do”
– Oscar Gamble
May 28th
“In my head, I picture splitting your abdomen open with my sword and watching as...”
– Fillmatic
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Pre-paid protection for the #zombieapocalypse
I have a highly trained group of people that have been preparing for this for years. If you would like to prepay for your guaranteed protection, food and shelter for 3 years from the start of the apocalypse, please feel free to e-mail me. The current price is $45,000 US. There are only 16 spots left. We can only accommodate a group of 20.
May 20th
The CDC helps prepare us for the #zombieapocalypse →
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WatchWatch
This is what happens when you get bored when you’re DJ’ng.
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A letter from Fillmatic @PlayStation re: A letter...
Dear Sony, We don’t care. We just want to play black ops. With best regards, Fillmatic
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THE GAME
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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Protip: Crane Technique
My biggest fear when I wake up and go to work every day is knowing that someone is out there training in the Crane Technique. If it hasn’t dawned on you yet remember what Miyagi said “If do right, no can defense.” You’re like “What?” and I’m like “Yeah!” that’s right. NO CAN DEFENSE! I mean seriously what’s the point trying to...
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